Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
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She (DYM 110)
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Petal
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
had (DYM 111).
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Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
And (DYM 135).
rocked (DYM 136)
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.