Worst Jokes Ever
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
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Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
I left my Avatar at home today.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!