Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
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I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Ail is gay.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Show yourself.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Biden did 9/10.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.