Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.

Haway Five O.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked!

Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

I laughed at my life so hard.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.