Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!