Worst Jokes Ever
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The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.