Worst Jokes Ever
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
2 times 4 equals 18?
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Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.