Worst Jokes Ever

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.

There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.

It's a canariel disease, untweetable.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To slide into your mom's bed.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.