Worst Jokes Ever
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What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I'll really mist ya.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Alles tut weh.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
You're just big and good.
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When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
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