Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Ail is gay.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Biden did 9/10.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!