Worst Jokes Ever
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Show yourself.
Orphan, sorry.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.