Worst Jokes Ever
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.