Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.