Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Daryll
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣