Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
No, I don't want to.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Hello.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
So (DYM 132).
We (DYM 133).
went (DYM 134).
rocked (DYM 136)
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.