Worst Jokes Ever

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Daryll

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!