Worst Jokes Ever
I hate nightmares.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
“In yo mama.”
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.