Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Knock knock.