Worst Jokes Ever

Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?

Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

I think DJT has FTD.

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.

Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.