Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!