Worst Jokes Ever

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

You look easy to draw.

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.

Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

What do me and an emo kid have in common:

We both like to hang.

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

Hoi!

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"

And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."

Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."

And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"

And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"

And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"

And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?