Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Poop is yummy, fuck!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"