Worst Jokes Ever

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A boomboxer.

What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.