Worst Jokes Ever
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.
I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. đđ
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and youâre hot."
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.