Worst Jokes Ever
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?