Worst Jokes Ever
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.