Worst Jokes Ever
Daeveeonnnn.
It davving on the eons, broski.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.