Worst Jokes Ever
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?