Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."