Worst Jokes Ever
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"