Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.