Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
I'm all panic and no disco.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.