Worst Jokes Ever
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
“In yo mama.”
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
The best joke. (This Form)
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.