Worst Jokes Ever
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
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I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didnāt.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
I'm life.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!