Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Holy cow!
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Get off of here, kids!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
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