Worst Jokes Ever
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Uwuuuuu
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Haha, boob!