Worst Jokes Ever
bill tran
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...