Worst Jokes Ever

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀

Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.