Worst Jokes Ever

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Magitat?

khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.