Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
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Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
The sun is fire.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
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