Worst Jokes Ever
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My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.