Worst Jokes Ever
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
When is the last time you picked up the phone?