Worst Jokes Ever

The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".

Where can't orphans park?

Parent child.

I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

What is the definition of "Endless Love"?

Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.

What do you call a guy that lies a lot?

The president.

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??

Milkshake.

I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.