Worst Jokes Ever
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.