Worst Jokes Ever
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.