Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan.

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!