Worst Jokes Ever
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Your dad has a huge PP.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.