Worst Jokes Ever
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
You are emo.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”