Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"