Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
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What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Me and my life.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
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I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
I'm life.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.