Worst Jokes Ever

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.