Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
I'll put white in your smile.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
You are emo.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”