Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

I have friends.

What is Batman's favorite food?

Justice.

Robyn Olive in 10.

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.

Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.

Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.

Conclusion: Therefore he exists.

Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.

He’s got himself.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Need an arch? I Noah guy.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?

CORE-ean