Worst Jokes Ever
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
What’s an emo called Anna?
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Stop it why offends... asf.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!