Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?