Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Yeeeeeeeet!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Nut
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
What is this joke?
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
I have friends.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.