Worst Jokes Ever
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
You're mum.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
These jokes make me want to die.
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
The Americans.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
My favorite website.