Worst Jokes Ever
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Get off of here, kids!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
You add words = bullshit.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.