Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her: