Worst Jokes Ever
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
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I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
din mamma
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Holy cow!
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.