Worst Jokes Ever
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Egg?
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I am mis-steak.
This is so damn funny!
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
Dams are dam strange.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
You're mum.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.