Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
The person who is reading this.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
Me when:
I am an Indian joke.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.