Worst Jokes Ever
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.