Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Uwuuuuu
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.