Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?