Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.