Worst Jokes Ever
Daddy, harder!
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.