Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"