Worst Jokes Ever
I'm the joke.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.