Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
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I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."