Worst Jokes Ever
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Worried I am dead.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Think like a proton--stay positive!