Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Josh
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
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There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........