Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10