Worst Jokes Ever
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.