Worst Jokes Ever
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.