Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

My uncle got really badly burned the other day.

They don't fuck around at the crematorium.

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

What did the fish say to the other fish?

"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.