Worst Jokes Ever
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)