Worst Jokes Ever
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"