Worst Jokes Ever
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Dick butt.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.