Worst Jokes Ever
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
My life, ha ha funny!
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Suck all the bread!
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
I think my penis has facial recognition.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?