Worst Jokes Ever
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
PORNHUB
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
It's punny.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
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Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.