Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Worried I am dead.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."