Worst Jokes Ever
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
My life, ha ha funny!
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Suck all the bread!
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.