Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.