Worst Jokes Ever
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.