Worst Jokes Ever
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
I love you, Hebrew John.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Very funny battery joke.
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I love birthdays 🍰
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
TDS? More like STDs.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
A joke.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
"Stupid ass baby."
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!