Worst Jokes Ever
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Cheesiest jokes.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!