Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Just laugh.
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Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."