Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that’s just nuts.

What do you call expired milk?

The Milky Way.

Hi Blake.

What is a cow?

How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.

What do you call a thirsty girl?

An H2Hoe.

What is a selfie of an orphan called?

A family photo.

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I'm sorry.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Blue sky at night, day.

I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.

Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.

Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

I had a dream I was a muffler last night...

I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mother!

Mother who?

It's your mother.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.