Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris

The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.

Suicide

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?

Morbid jokes

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

Woman

When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Dark Humor

Bros over hos.

Special

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 πŸ˜‰ 😜

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."