Worst Jokes Ever
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.