Worst Jokes Ever
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.