Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"