Worst Jokes Ever
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
I have the best joke:
"You."
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama so fat...
Anybody here from 4chan?
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Doin (DYM 35).
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.