Worst Jokes Ever
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
I'm emo, by the way.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.