Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What about women's lefts?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
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What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
All Nepali love momos.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.