Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
You just made a Mist-ake.
Snort poo poo.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.