Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

Hey guys! Ello here with an update!

I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!

"Hold my beer, watch this."

Why do birds fly south?

Because it's too far to walk.

What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?

He gagged!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

"Welcome to the gulag."

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

What has 4 legs and two gloves?

All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️

Why was an orphan loving school?

Because the people actually came back.

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

What does an orphan call a family picture?

"A selfie."

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.