Worst Jokes Ever

What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off!

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

What do you call a whale on a beach?

Banked.

What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

What's tree plus tree?

Sticks!

What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

I'm emo, by the way.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

You're more uglier.

If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"