Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Why don’t orphans play poker?

'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They don't have anyone to call "daddy."