Worst Jokes Ever
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Why donât orphans play baseball?
'Cause they canât hit a home run.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Whatâs under the bottom?
Your legs.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying âLike ya cut, gâ and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said âLike ya cutâs gâ.
Why donât orphans play poker?
'Cause they donât know what a full house is.
I donât see why people say that emo kids donât like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."