Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Kylin fucks his sister.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Poop Jackson.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
I am an orphan...
Tamales.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!