Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.