Worst Jokes Ever
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.