Worst Jokes Ever
One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"
Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"
Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"
Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa said, "Yes."
Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
We gate.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What about women's lefts?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
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