Worst Jokes Ever
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
His gay ass dad.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.