Worst Jokes Ever
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Suck!
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.