Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.