Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.