Worst Jokes Ever
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Ethan Fennel
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.