Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Ethan Fennel
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.