Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.

What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?

Stoners have papers.

Alpha Kenny body?

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

How many children does Explain Bear have?

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)

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Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?

There was a new texture pack.

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."