Worst Jokes Ever
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
You live in the airport.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.