Worst Jokes Ever
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!
I want to die.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
Dick.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"