Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!