
Worst Jokes Ever
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
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Spread the cat gun.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.