Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Your nan.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Frank.
Mustard
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.