Worst Jokes Ever
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Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.