Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.