Worst Jokes Ever

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

Don't give up on your dreams...

Keep sleeping.

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

What's Kobe's favorite song?

"Helicopter Helicopter"

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.