Worst Jokes Ever
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"